Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(1) STRAPON.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

(1) XNXX

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(4) CONDOM.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

(3) XHAMSTER

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(3) VIBRATOR.

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

(5) LINGERIE.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

(2) YOUPORN.

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

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SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(2) DILDO.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!